A Christmas Eve Miracle

The Man in the High Castle

Don’t care key

Don’t care key is a must…

Source: https://twitter.com/bentsukun/status/775753995327565826

Cerified mobile phone photographer

Buy now: Get this certification and diploma bundle for $15.99, that’s a full 98 percent off the inflated price.

Starbucks: WE’RE HIRING; We Welcome Service Animals

WE’RE HIRING
Be part of something bigger.
starbucks.com/careers

We Welcome
Service
Animals

Microsoft Big Boobs (eror code 0×B16B00B5)

0×B16B00B5 in random source code shows how misogynistic IT industry is. Bug fixed.

Unfunny Google Maps easter egg

I dedicate the creation of website since 1937, ie about four years ago

Skilled web designer, creating websites since 1937. Fo’ sho’, mate. http://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FUEAJc7y.png&h=9AQFjrLU0

WE FUMBLED IT

Designer – Please enter and select a valid occupation.

Occupation: Designer
No…
Please enter and select a valid occupation.

600 SL’s trunk latch

The mechanism is hydraulic.

Source: https://youtu.be/4LnHdWgLlFI?t=482

Amazon’s pay by winking feature

Amazon’s One-Wank™ Purchase lets you pay by putting your face in a box. http://www.androidheadlines.com/2016/03/patent-filing-shows-amazon-wants-pay-winking.html
The most hopeful patent since Boeing’s ass-sniffing seat arrangement.

GIVE CYCLISTS SPACE