Microsoft Big Boobs (eror code 0×B16B00B5)

0×B16B00B5 in random source code shows how misogynistic IT industry is. Bug fixed.

Unfunny Google Maps easter egg

I dedicate the creation of website since 1937, ie about four years ago

Skilled web designer, creating websites since 1937. Fo’ sho’, mate. http://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FUEAJc7y.png&h=9AQFjrLU0

WE FUMBLED IT

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600 SL’s trunk latch

The mechanism is hydraulic.

Source: https://youtu.be/4LnHdWgLlFI?t=482

Amazon’s pay by winking feature

Amazon’s One-Wank™ Purchase lets you pay by putting your face in a box. http://www.androidheadlines.com/2016/03/patent-filing-shows-amazon-wants-pay-winking.html
The most hopeful patent since Boeing’s ass-sniffing seat arrangement.

GIVE CYCLISTS SPACE

Hold steering wheel on full lock to damage to the seals

Never hold steering wheel on full lock for more than 30 seconds in any one minute to avoid causing the oil to overheat and possible damage to the seals.

It’s British, so…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmYI5t3QDRk&feature=share

Amazon Book Size

Amazon’s great book selection.

Smart Homes Could Help Us Reach Previously Unheard of Levels of Laziness

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