LabelText, LabelText, LabelText, LabelText, LabelText, Assign, Save, or kebab menu?

Can’t decide between LabelText, LabelText, and LabelText

Threatening one of the few people who signed up for a Microsoft Store account…

…by rewarding them with account deletion? That’s some next level too-big-to-fail delusion Microsoft is trying to pull here. Seriously, where will I get all my Microsoft-approved malware, bloatware, garbage, and Microsoft Teams?

You’re receiving this email because your Microsoft billing account ID 2bbaddbf-fb57-5bcb-8234-c61b92a32912:5c223ec7-7db6-4dfc-8a58-db893e992e21_2019-05-31 and associated Microsoft Entra ID tenant (tenant ID e7466f21-344d-4dce-955f-a3c4293eb262) have been inactive for more than 200 days.

[could not care less to censor the user-friendly tenant IDs]

/lost+found not found. CREATED.

FLOP

I wonder who thought naming a chain of small Czech supermarkets “FLOP”.

Dvojnedlíčková játrové a petrželové polívka

„petrželové polívka“, podle vzoru „motýle“.

LabelText™

3 QR codes to scan, and download a shitty Copilot mobile app?

New office.com web page.

Desperate measures to force mobile adoption… Is that enough? Why not four QR codes?

[Czech] Co dělat, když vypadne proud

Be careful. Something doesn’t look right.

[Czech] Jízdní řád má pouze informativní charakter.

Jízdenka na spoj Českých drah.

Microsoft 365 E7 for a low low price of USD $99.00 user/month

Blurry AI hackjob for the most expensive/prestiguous shitty office suite subscription with AI shit bolted on.

Is this a “you’ll own nothing and be happy” ad absurdum joke?
Microsoft 365 E7
$99.00
user/month

Minuloměsíční report

„minuloměsíční“, with emphasis on „ě“, because fonts are difficult. The word “přesně” is also a masterpiece.

 I’m not even mad, I am actually very impressed. Obrozenci by měli radost.

Microsoft Copilot Has Dumb Today