Wholesome AI Slop crapware/malware from Apple AppStore

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Would you like to save or discard your changes?

[Save button disabled] You have one choice… choose wisely.

Threatening one of the few people who signed up for a Microsoft Store account…

…by rewarding them with account deletion? That’s some next level too-big-to-fail delusion Microsoft is trying to pull here. Seriously, where will I get all my Microsoft-approved malware, bloatware, garbage, and Microsoft Teams?

You’re receiving this email because your Microsoft billing account ID 2bbaddbf-fb57-5bcb-8234-c61b92a32912:5c223ec7-7db6-4dfc-8a58-db893e992e21_2019-05-31 and associated Microsoft Entra ID tenant (tenant ID e7466f21-344d-4dce-955f-a3c4293eb262) have been inactive for more than 200 days.

[could not care less to censor the user-friendly tenant IDs]

Minuloměsíční report

„minuloměsíční“, with emphasis on „ě“, because fonts are difficult. The word “přesně” is also a masterpiece.

 I’m not even mad, I am actually very impressed. Obrozenci by měli radost.

Microsoft Loop – Notion Clone

AI prompt: “Generate notion loop, but make sure people know it’s from Microsoft – bugs, slop, etc. needed.”

Inbox… Access Denied.

Outlook New… lemme check the inbox… Access Denied… of course. Refresh, ok, refresh, denied.

We’re working on selecting more rows for you.

How nice of you.

Microsoft Defender – 100% noncopliant