Microsoft Big Boobs (eror code 0×B16B00B5)

0×B16B00B5 in random source code shows how misogynistic IT industry is. Bug fixed.

12HR RAINFALL… Microsoft recommends Upgrading to Windows 10 is free

Microsoft Research User eXperience Technologies group’s What Dog

“What Dog recognizes dogs and classifies them by their breed.”
“Microsoft released a new site called What-Dog.Net that analyzes your face and tells you what kind of dog you look like.”
Microsoft Research User eXperience Technologies group
Cambridge, UK

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/garage/profiles/what-dog/

Microsoft was very pround of their shitty app ideas and “AI”.
Source: https://twitter.com/sophiasharp/status/698025404594917376

Remember Microsoft’s take on Facebook?

Microsoft made its own Facebook for defaming Facebook and spamming. This was my first visit.

Sign in with Facebook.

Just say NO to Google Chrome

1439 minutes

Microsoft Outlook for Mac. Actually nothing wrong with it.

Your graphics card has been destroyed. There is no hope.

How-Old.Net Microsoft Edge Introduction.

Microsoft’s new revolutionary age recognition technology. It did not work. Microsoft still used it to show how amazing Microsoft Edge is (because it used Google’s Chromium).

More about this: https://old.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/35n53u/how_did_the_whole_howoldnet_thing_get_so_popular/

Please Wait to Save

5 minutes later… I have removed the attachments… there are no attachements. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

Outlook for Windows Glass

Apple went full glass in 2025, Microsoft can’t stay behind.

MSM Lives on in Edge

Only quality journalism in the default homepage for Microsoft Edge – better than Apple Newsstand [Czech]

Classsic Windows Update

Here’s an update for our Update so you can update your Update that will install updates.

“Windows Update
Install new Windows Update software
To check for updates, you must first install an update for Windows Update. Your automatic updating settings will not change.
To install the update, Windows Update will automatically close and re-open.
Install now.”