Shittiest updater from one of the IT’s shittiest companies still in business and going strong.

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5 minutes later… I have removed the attachments… there are no attachements. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

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Ginormous SUVs and pickup trucks may compensate for small crotch appendages, but suffer from poor visibility. I mean the occupants are fine, but pedestrians suffer.

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Apple went full glass in 2025, Microsoft can’t stay behind.

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Locked in a white room since 1992

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Only quality journalism in the default homepage for Microsoft Edge – better than Apple Newsstand [Czech]

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Here’s an update for our Update so you can update your Update that will install updates.

“Windows Update
Install new Windows Update software
To check for updates, you must first install an update for Windows Update. Your automatic updating settings will not change.
To install the update, Windows Update will automatically close and re-open.
Install now.”

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Does not add up now, does it?

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Just a local buiding company

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Classic Apple (*nix, actually). Sad.

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