HP’s homepage

HP’s even more desperate reinvented. home page.

Microsoft Research User eXperience Technologies group’s What Dog

“What Dog recognizes dogs and classifies them by their breed.”
“Microsoft released a new site called What-Dog.Net that analyzes your face and tells you what kind of dog you look like.”
Microsoft Research User eXperience Technologies group
Cambridge, UK

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/garage/profiles/what-dog/

Microsoft was very pround of their shitty app ideas and “AI”.
Source: https://twitter.com/sophiasharp/status/698025404594917376

WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD

Warning: Kids can try to swallow a computer mouse.

Apple Watch: Time to roll!

Push around for one minute.

Apple cares about disabled -- differently-abled people

Did you mean…?

(Searching for Fiore, Italian for Flower)

Central University of North Texas mug?

via @idiot https://twitter.com/idiot/status/751377577391058944

Having Issues?

Vimeo knows you.

Creative Cloud outage leaves Adobe users unable to work

YOU’RE NOT DEEP; YOU JUST HAVE INTERNET ACCESS

YOU’RE NOT DEEP
YOU’RE NOT AN INTELLECTUAL
YOU’RE NOT AN ARTIST
YOU’RE NOT A CRITIC
YOU’RE NOT A POET
YOU JUST HAVE INTERNET ACCESS
Source: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leqk94uaB71qfwsqao1_500.jpg

Non-ASCII name

Seems about right.

Mission Failed. Michael did not reach enlightenment.

GTA V

Amazon has the stool you seek.